The Daily Jolt - Productive Uses of Your Time

Productive Uses of Your Time

So you're just sitting there in your underwear, flipping through the television channels, hoping that divine motivation will scoop you up and place you right near your books so you can actually begin studying for that killer exam tomorrow. But instead of simply watching television, why not spend your time with us? We offer a number of dazzling alternatives that'll make your time fly right out the damn window like Casper's mother.

Snood.
It's your latest and greatest addiction.
Yes or No Oracle.
It's like the magic 8-ball, only mystical.
Comics.
They're not just for breakfast anymore.
Mad Origami.
These babies beg to be unfolded.
Brunching Shuttlecocks.
Don't ask, and we won't tell.
Futile.
Meaningful futility is a luxury these days.
Official Monty Python Site.
Alexis wants to go down on all of them. Even the dead one.
Constructor.
If this doesn't turn you into a Physics geek, we don't know what will.
Useless Pages.
And that's what makes them productive.
Online Games.
Who ever said Yahoo! was only good for its search engine?
The Spark.
The place where you can check out the Jesusified Jolt.
Spam Haiku!
Both spam and haiku are good with sunny-side-up eggs.

You have a more productive use of your time, kid?
Send it to us.